I'd forgotten just how painful it is
to pee when you've just got off a mountain bike after two hours in the saddle.
And that's all I have to say today. Have a good Sunday, people.
And that's all I have to say today. Have a good Sunday, people.
A place for the musings, observations, rants and other moans of James Oswald, self-published author and owner of too few cats and dogs.
Comments
Option A. Freezing your wee-wee off in a cold toilet. Can you see the headlines? Deathpee. Wouldn't this piss you off? A crap really can kill you.
Option B. Break the flippin' door! Pee on the lock if that's what it takes to unfreeze it! Forget dignity - he's got none if he's talking to the media anyway - just save your life!
But I guess, technically, you're right. In his case, going pee was a pain. But it's just wrong to think about the urination of someone I know. Even if it's virtual knowledge.