Giant Cat Terrorises New Housing Development
Reports are coming in of a monster moggie on the rampage in mid-Wales.
They breed them big in Ceredigion
Yes, it's true. As a lifelong and dedicated fan of Blue Peter, I've set about with scissors (and I did ask an adult first) old cereal packets and some sticky back plastic and created my own mini-house. This is much easier than trying to build one the real size - for one thing, the building inspector doesn't much mind if the sewers and foundations aren't up to scratch. And cardboard is an easier medium to work in than wood, bricks and mortar. It only took a weekend to build, too, which is quick even for President Carter.
On the down side, it's a bit small for me and three dogs. And cardboard doesn't really keep out the West Wales rain very well. Still, this is the most progress I've made so far. All the hungry builders, window manufacturers, drainage specialists, roofing experts and sundry others who are supposed to be bidding for the work (and my money) remain strangely silent.
There will be a prize of a used Mars Bar wrapper to the best Hobo joke :}#
On the down side, it's a bit small for me and three dogs. And cardboard doesn't really keep out the West Wales rain very well. Still, this is the most progress I've made so far. All the hungry builders, window manufacturers, drainage specialists, roofing experts and sundry others who are supposed to be bidding for the work (and my money) remain strangely silent.
There will be a prize of a used Mars Bar wrapper to the best Hobo joke :}#
Comments
A: Stabbed. Or the very least verbally assaulted. In either situation, it will be you own fault for having betrayed the hobo in the first place. Just because someone is homeless and vocationally challenged there’s no need to denigrate them by abusing their trust.