Crusade
They're massing in the fields, plotting the relief of Jerusalem. Righteous is their fury for God is on their side. I give you...
The Sheeps Templar. Warriors of the Ffrydd.
Soon they will march to the coast and board ships that will take them to France. There they will join up with their Brothers in Christ and march on Venice.
Brave Venetian sailors (blind, to a man) will pilot their ships across the Mediterranean towards the Holy Land. And when they arrive, these thrice-blessed ovines will burst forth and drive the heathen Saladin back to hell.
Or something.
The Sheeps Templar. Warriors of the Ffrydd.
Soon they will march to the coast and board ships that will take them to France. There they will join up with their Brothers in Christ and march on Venice.
Brave Venetian sailors (blind, to a man) will pilot their ships across the Mediterranean towards the Holy Land. And when they arrive, these thrice-blessed ovines will burst forth and drive the heathen Saladin back to hell.
Or something.
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